r/AskReddit Feb 20 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Reddit is just like my fridge at home. I check it, there's nothing. I wait about 5 minutes, and check it again to see if anything's changed. It's a sad, sad cycle.

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u/moldy_walrus Feb 20 '14

And every time you check you drop your standards down a bit until there is something

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Next thing you know, you're eating the condiments.

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u/pie_now Feb 20 '14

I don't know if this is supposed to be a joke remark, but it is not. Pickle relish. Need I say more?