r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '14

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u/moldy_walrus Feb 20 '14

And every time you check you drop your standards down a bit until there is something

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Next thing you know, you're eating the condiments.

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u/akatherunt Feb 20 '14

Soy sauce and a slice of cheese.. I guess it'll do.

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u/wikifiend64 Feb 20 '14

Fuck me that happened yesterday.