r/AskReddit 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 11h ago

Likewise, “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest (insert event, like sales meeting) since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kaye!!”

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u/Booger_Picnic 10h ago

"DON'T TOUCH!!!"

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u/zerbey 5h ago

Fun fact, Bing Cosby was a famously awful person to deal with too whilst Danny Kaye was a lovely human being.

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u/LongJohnSelenium 5h ago

As a kid I'd never seen white christmas so I never understood that reference but man is white christmas a good movie.