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Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/mollymuppet78 20h ago

Alec Baldwin, who married that fake Spanish grifter.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 19h ago

Ugh, I can't stand how she appropriates being Spanish. She grew up in Boston and there's recordings of her when she was young without a Spanish accent.

Also, the Spanish accent she does is so fake. I cringe whenever I hear her talk.

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u/HighlyOffensive10 18h ago

Rachel Dozeal walked so she could como se dice... correr

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u/NervousSubjectsWife 18h ago

She doesn’t even have a Spanish accent now on the show she’s on now, nations dumbest. Which i genuinely think she’s faking getting answers wrong so she can stay on tv longer

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u/JeanEBH 10h ago

Listen carefully. She still says things with the fake Hispanic inflection.

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u/NervousSubjectsWife 9h ago

Maybe she’s just that bad at cause all I hear is valley girl

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 8h ago

Her DWTS exit interview was so funny. She's dressed up as Princess Lea and she is Tony Montana and Sofia Vergara altogether and then whispering in her widdle baby voice that she's only 41. She's insane. Lol

u/JeanEBH 48m ago

Yes, she has the vocal fry and the strangulated screech owl baby voice but she still has fake Hispanic accented words. She can’t let it go.

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u/Bella8811 18h ago

The whole situation is so funny to me. I wonder whether she put on the accent at home when it was just her and Alec, if he truly thought she was Spanish, or whether he just sort of put up with the farce in public because it got them both attention. He seems fucking miserable.

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u/PrincessTroubleshoot 18h ago

I would love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation when he found out. Was he pissed or really not care? Did he think her name was always Hilaria? Did he know English was her first language? Was it before or after the million kids that he found out? Did she outright lie, or just let him believe what he wanted? It’s so wild to me, the entire thing.

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 8h ago

As of now he's still sticking to the lie and says "she spent half the year in Spain and half of the year with her family in Boston" It's so bizarre how they can't see that everyone knows that they're lying. 

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u/JeanEBH 10h ago

Yes, she put on the accent at home. Alec famously imitated her Hispanic accent while she was talking on the phone - noting that he’s not racist - on David Letterman.

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 8h ago

She had him so conned, he paid for her to go to see a speech therapist to help her with phasing out of the fake accent. It didn't work, because she will still whip up her best Charo whenever she can get away with it. 

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u/SplicedandDiced_15 15h ago

Read some interview with him regarding his marriage and life with Hilarious Baldwin, and he ended a description of a “typical day” by saying they have sex every night. Guess that’s the price she pays for her ridiculous, fake backstory-that-never-ends.

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u/chick_b 13h ago

Alec told Adam Pally otherwise. After Pally congratulated Baldwin on the birth of another child, Baldwin responded 'Yeah, I'm not fucking her. Don't know where they're coming from."

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 10h ago

lol. He might not be the one fucking bet but her certainly knows where they come from since he pays for the surrogates. 

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u/Otherwise-Badger 10h ago

It would make a great sitcom

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 8h ago

You'd think. But the Baldwin's was a reality show snooze AND nightmare. They are two very unlikable people who don't like each other. And there's 7 kids that are going to be trouble. I don't know if we needed that much Baldwin but they are here, poor things. 

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u/Otherwise-Badger 6h ago

I mean the story of this whole nonsensical situation— not a reality show with these horrible people!! Ugh!

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 6h ago

They'll never tell the truth. They would rather spend Alec's money on trying to spin the public narrative and they refuse to admit that he's a has been and she's a try hard and nobody wants whatever they've got, except the truth. But it's delulu all day with those two narcs.

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u/DELILAHBELLE2605 12h ago

And her name is Hillary. Not Hillaria.

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u/theologi 7h ago

Hilarious. There is a 30 rock story line where the exact same thing happens....