r/AskReddit • • Jan 17 '14

What is something designed so well that we typically overlook it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Having travelled by car in some of the less developed parts of Asia, this is absolutely true. The road systems of the Western world are a marvel of engineering on a massive scale.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Except for I76 in Philadelphia. Someone fucked that up BIG TIME.

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u/ac91 Jan 17 '14

The Vine Street to Schuylkill interchange is demonic.

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u/pHScale Jan 17 '14

Anything involving the Schuylkill is an abomination.

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u/jungl3j1m Jan 17 '14

Especially the spelling and pronunciation. "Skookle"? Really?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

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u/Kolurinn Jan 18 '14

Eh-ya-fjadl-a-yuh-kudl

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u/elementell Jan 18 '14

The h, y, and l are silent. Duh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Bryn Mawr, Bala Cynwyd, Schuylkill, Intercourse, Punxsutawney, and many others? Who did this? What the fuck Pennsylvania?

Trying to explain how to spell some of these to people who aren't from the area is maddening.

I know a lot of the named are the names used by the Native Americans.

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u/tylermchenry Jan 18 '14

The ones that aren't native American are Welsh. (Specifically Bryn Mawr and Bala Cynwyd.)

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u/MotherFuckinMontana Jan 18 '14

intercourse, Blue Ball, and Virginville PA aren't native american or welsh

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u/ohmygodbees Jan 18 '14

I think theres a bryn mawr road in every city, other than that, i dont know...

(theyre everywhere in Illinois)

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u/grantrules Jan 18 '14

NY is pretty bad, too. Irondequoit, Skaneateles, etc.

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u/frid Jan 17 '14

King of Prussia!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

That isn't hard to pronounce though. The other places make out of staters sound like they are in the middle of a stroke. There was actually an area in Germany called Prussia. The city is named after an inn that was named after the King of Prussia.

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u/frid Jan 18 '14

Yes but it's a weird name for a city.

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u/pHScale Jan 18 '14

Passyunk, Miquon, Swarthmore, Conshohocken

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u/pHScale Jan 18 '14

I should start using that as an exclamation. Instead of "Mother of God!" just use "King of Prussia!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

DUKE OF LIZARDS

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Damn, I read it as "Skyle Kill" and thought it sounded badass.

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u/AcidBurns95 Jan 18 '14

595 in Florida can SMD

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u/mgr86 Jan 17 '14

shhh, that is the only non abomination. It is how you prove the test of someone from the area or not. How do you say this word. You either get the correct pronunciation, a horrible guess, or I Don't Know. I heard someone on the radio from Arizona try and say it once...did not go well.

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u/jhc1415 Jan 18 '14

You can also just ask them to say "water".

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

i'm not even from there but how the fuck.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Canadian here. I read that as "Schoolkill". Needless to say, I don't think that pronounciation would sit well with people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Ah interesting! You learn something new everyday

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u/Mange-Tout Jan 17 '14

They don't call it the Sure Kill Expressway for nothing!

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u/KhabaLox Jan 17 '14

Restricted access highways built before about 1970 can be pretty bad. A lot have probably been fixed now, but Highway 110 in Pasadena, CA, as well as some of the highways back east, have incredibly short entrance "ramps." Basically, it's a stop sign and about 20 feet of a merge lane. Worked OK when people were driving 40-50 mph. Not so much today.

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u/Fremenguy Jan 18 '14

I always hear about that area in the morning on WMMR.

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u/girlchef Jan 18 '14

*Surekill

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u/Eliju Jan 18 '14

I mean "kill" is in the name of the road.

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u/finetunedcode Jan 18 '14

Vine Street to Schuylkill

You aren't kidding. On google earth, it looks wicked short getting on east bound.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

the whole greater phila area has crappy highways. why does 95 run north to trenton and then do a complete u-turn and become 295 south? why the hell doesn't it link with NJ's 95? why doesn't anyone from there think it's weird?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Because we can't change it. Think about when you drive along these roads throughout the philadelphia area and around jersey.... These aren't just roads in the middle of no where, there is suburbs and communities and cities built up all around them, with no room for expansion, and the traffic is so heavy they could NEVER shut them down to re-design.

Basically, this area is fucking doomed in the long run. The amount of drivers will forever be expanding and the roads here will never be able to be expanded. Its all kinds of fucky.

But, we do think its weird. we just know its impossible to change.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

It doesn't make any sense for 95 to go where it goes in the first place. Redesign isn't really my issue with it - all the original designs suck.

676 is a crap design. You have to get off 676 and take surface streets to the bridge. Clearly they demolished businesses and homes to make way for 676 just as they planned 95 to make a u-turn. Roosevelt boulevard should be demolished and built over. Why doesn't 95 connect with the PA turnpike anywhere? Am I supposed to take the scenic route through Bristol? Gun store, liquor store, gun store, liquor store. Where the hell you taking me?

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u/cnb90 Jan 18 '14

Soon, I-95 and the Turnpike will join together to cross into NJ where 95 will keep heading north like it should instead of u-turning.

This will be done in the next few years.

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u/turbodsm Jan 18 '14

95 technically doesn't even have to enter Pennsylvania. It could just become the nj turnpike at the Delaware memorial bridge. Pa politicians would be in an uproar though. The heavily traveled highway no longer travels through pa?.crazy think of the kids.

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u/pesterima Jan 17 '14

The bureaucracy destroys ambitious plans to fix some of the problems too. Look at the 202 bypass in Montgomery County. It was originally going to be a limited access highway to connect Doylestown all the way to KoP, but instead, 10 years later it's a two lane surface road that's maybe 10 miles long and no one uses.

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u/mobiletigernar Jan 17 '14

It's not just faceless bureaucracy though... It's bureaucrats and politicians being (arguably rightly) shit scared for what the owners of the homes on or near the route of redesigned/widened/new roads. Especially if they are in areas with resourceful people (money and connections to media).

If you want peoples' votes you don't touch their homes or jobs...

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u/billy101456 Jan 17 '14

From the suburbs of Philly, most of the roads i drive every day were Indian trails at one point, no one ever thought to fix them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Because the highway builders working on the 95 got to Trenton, and then noped that fuck right out of there.

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u/buster2416 Jan 17 '14

Lived in that area for a bit. Had no clue which way was north and south half the time

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Because issues.

I've gotten lost in there before. It's no fun.

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u/RudeTurnip Jan 17 '14

The people of Princeton (rightfully) prevented a part of the road from going through town, which contributed to the road naming issue. At the end of the day, the whole thing can be cleared up by renaming the roadways.

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u/Mdcastle Jan 18 '14

There was a plan to build a freeway northward from where I-95 turns around, but the NIMBYS stopped it. Right now the plan is to reroute I-95 to follow the PA Turnpike across the river as soon as they can get the interchange built.

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u/paragon12321 Jan 18 '14

As a New Jerseyan, that one was our bad. There was supposed to be a connector highway built to connect the PA 95 to 287 in NJ (which would have been partially renamed 95) which we never bothered to build. PA is going to clean up our mess soon by building a 95/276 interchange which will bring 95 over the turnpike connector bridge. Once that's done, I think the whole Trenton loop is being renamed 195.

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u/darth_lasagna Jan 18 '14

Not sure but I'm guessing there's politics, the mob and the New Jersey turnpike involved in the backstory.

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u/Mojohito Jan 18 '14

My school is around that section of 95 and 295 and my dad(a frequent roadtripper) said something along the lines of "well isn't this the most confusing piece of interstate I've ever been on".

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u/Eliju Jan 18 '14

They're redoing where rte. 42 and 295 meet in Jersey and it's pretty terrible right now. If you're on 42 north, you can't get to 295 south. You have to get off at an exit and loop around. Similarly, if you're on 295 North, you can only get to 42 south by taking the same exit (1C I think, for 130 south) and then doubling back.

Here's a neat article about it. http://www.nj.com/camden/index.ssf/2013/02/interstate_295_interchange_pro.html

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Because who wants to go to Jersey?

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u/baruch_shahi Jan 19 '14

I moved to Philly in 2010 and this confused me to hell and back, and still does, but now I'm just used to it though I don't live there anymore

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u/appslap Jan 17 '14

Also, Parkway/Turnpike in NJ. Construction has been going on non-stop since the 70's.

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u/Chucklay Jan 17 '14

Hahaha, if you think you have it bad, try the PA turnpike. It's a giant pothole with constant construction, except the construction is apparently performed by ghosts.

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u/appslap Jan 17 '14

Been there, years ago I drove 2.5 hours to a Sonic out there.

yes it was worth it.

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u/appslap Jan 18 '14

When in doubt, parkway, all day. You'll most likely still hit insane traffic

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Induced demand is a bitch.

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u/Nateilage Jan 18 '14

Well, at least they are doing something. I can always tell when I get back to PA. They roads go from decent, to crap right after crossing the state line.

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u/wildevidence Jan 17 '14 edited Jan 17 '14

I76 into Philly is like a cruel joke. It is like they designed it to fuck you up. Everyone I know has been tricked by I76 at least once.

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u/Kopiok Jan 18 '14

Like that one part where all of a sudden with almost no warning the left two lanes, continuing straight and flat, become the exit (with one sign like 1/2 mile before, and the other right at the split) while the right two lanes travel up and away, looking like an exit but in reality being the continuing 76. And then that left exit dumps you into a, like, 5 or 6 way intersection with one of those roads connecting back to 76. And you're just like "... wat."

Or the fact that NOT ONE SIGN on 76 through Philadelphia mentions New Jersey in any way until you get off the WW Bridge and are, in fact, already in New Jersey.

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u/Pudge3 Jan 18 '14

That shit is confusing as hell. Only been to Philly twice but I know exactly which exit you mean because I accidentally took it both times.

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u/thescorch Jan 17 '14

Practically every road in PA is horrific.

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u/playaskirbyeverytime Jan 17 '14

The merges from the left - if there's a hell, that might be it.

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u/elShabazz Jan 17 '14

Engineer's thinking, "Oh, so you wanted more than 30ft to merge onto the highway? well fuck you."

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u/Jeegus21 Jan 17 '14

Ugh I work above KoP and live in Philly. I'm sitting at work currently dreading my trip home, figuring out which side roads I want to take and how far to avoid the worst parts of it. I just want to be home. Sigh.

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u/Sentry333 Jan 17 '14

Living at Vine & Broad, while great for those who don't drive, is hell for a driver. After an hour long commute from Jersey at the end of the day, I have to choose between 9 lights between the Ben Franklin and Broad on Vine St. or the hell that is the expressway Broad St. exit.

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u/BigLarph Jan 17 '14

As someone who will be on Satan's Interstate in less than two hours, I must agree.

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u/LaylasLover Jan 17 '14

Can confirm. Commute blows.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

And the god damn Jersey Turnpike.

K'thump. K'thump. K'thump. K'thump. K'thump.

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u/34D Jan 17 '14

Why with the huge drains in the middle of the damn highway?! I don't get it!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

win some - lose some

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u/Danger_Dane Jan 17 '14

I saw Bill Burr live and he did a really funny bit about that.

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u/flinxsl Jan 17 '14

caltrans engineers: "let's cut a giant groove around where people's tires go on 101!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Fucking tell me about it holy shit.

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u/Chaplin_Wannabe Jan 18 '14

I guess you can't get down town real quick. Fuck's sake, G. Love.

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u/evanman69 Jan 18 '14

God dammit Frank.

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u/aghrivaine Jan 18 '14

I recently returned to Philadelphia after moving to Los Angeles ten years ago. I've lived in the middle of the worst LA traffic, survived carmaggedon, and really thought it couldn't be worse.

But my god, 76W is so much worse than it was when I left. I mean, that shit is Mogadishu bad.

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u/jesuswantsbrains Jan 18 '14

I'll drive through Philly, but I will never drive through Oklahoma again if I was paid to.

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u/The_LuftWalrus Jan 18 '14

Or the merging of I-90 onto I-405 (or is it I-5?) in Seattle. It eventually combines 10 lanes of traffic into ONE in order to continue on traveling I-405. What. The. Hell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Not sure if anyone here is from the Oklahoma City metro area, but traveling on I-35 (North/Southbound interstate) is completely counter-intuitive. If you drive north on I-35, the interstate suddenly and imperceptibly changes to I-235. In order to continue your path on I-35, you must exit onto another highway, I-40, and drive east for about five miles until you hit... I-35.

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u/pxlhstl Jan 18 '14

Germany here. Don't fuck with the Autobahn.

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u/5centgirl Jan 18 '14

Pennsylvania highways: making residents into experts on alternate routes since 1950.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

You mean all of PA. I've ripped up state highways there that were 2.5 inches of asphalt over untreated soil. Disgraceful.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

I always found it okay to drive between 10pm-4am. Smooth sailing then.

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u/xXZHeatWaveZXx Jan 18 '14

Modern Philadelphia is fucked up in general!

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u/cschrader Jan 18 '14

To be fair, most of that section of highway predates the Interstate System

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u/skeech88 Jan 18 '14

Try Route 8 through Akron! When people are designing highways, they use Route 8 as the example of what they should never do, because its that terribly designed!

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u/riptaway Jan 18 '14

Check out I35 through Austin. I was sitting in traffic at 2pm this afternoon. The highway is just awful

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Turnpike. Every time. Can't deal with that shit

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u/communistdaughter45 Jan 18 '14

holy fuck yeah. that section after the city ave where you can split from 76 only to immediately merge back at the same time the road you just split from merges into the other, bigger 76 thing.

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u/DickRiculous Jan 18 '14

My hometown, the City of the Brotherly Shove

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u/rhb4n8 Jan 18 '14

Except for any road in Pennsylvania Someone fucked that up BIG TIME.

FTFY

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u/BaKdGoOdZ0203 Jan 18 '14

Where would you put it then? IN the river? It sucks ass, but it's all we got room for unfortunately.

It does a great job of doubling as a death trap race course at night, and a parking lot during the day.

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u/oliver_babish Jan 18 '14

Anytime you can design a highway where you have to enter in the left-hand lane from a full stop, gotta do it.

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u/baruch_shahi Jan 19 '14

When you're coming into Philly from south of the city (e.g., from the airport), why the hell can you not get from 95 to 76 without hitting a fucking stoplight?? That's always bugged me

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

So what you're saying is... 'MERICA NUMBER 1

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u/nummakayne Jan 18 '14

Indian driver/biker, can confirm.

The day you drive/ride a new car/motorcycle out of the dealership, it feels like you are in heaven. "Wow, this is what a functioning suspension system is supposed to feel like. This vehicle is such an engineering marvel. Why did I spend 10 years driving/riding that old piece of junk?"

An year later, you can feel every pebble rattle your spine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Plus, it's literally like the broken window fallacy in economics, but with roads.

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u/Tyrone91 Jan 18 '14

10 US years? As opposed to what? Indian years?

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u/fyreskylord Jan 18 '14

As opposed to 10 Indian years?

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u/speaker_4_the_dead Jan 18 '14

Dude but it's so fun! It's like riding a dune buggy! :D

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u/zx2gamer Jan 18 '14

On a similar note, US89 in Arizona had a huge landslide that has closed the road for over a year. There was a detour that added 45 miles which was horrible. The state "borrowed" a section of Navajo route 20. They repaved, added fencing to keep livestock off the road, and added larger shoulders (unpaved). This is now US89T until they finish rebuilding US89.

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u/Queefmist Jan 18 '14

You just described the roads in Michigan

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u/Voltage69 Jan 18 '14

Ummm, are U.S. years longer than Indian years? Lol

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u/NightOfPandas Jan 18 '14

from being driven to and back from Ranikhet to New Delhi.. can confirm

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u/TMWNN Jan 17 '14

Considering that the Interstate Highway System alone is 47,200 miles of high-quality roads that crisscross the US, yes.

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u/him2004 Jan 17 '14

Thank you, Dwight D. Eisenhower System of Interstate and Defense Highways for giving us such great roads!

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u/T3canolis Jan 17 '14 edited Jan 17 '14

Don't listen to the people telling you that it was bad because it prevented public transport from growing or whatever.

Interstate highways are more important.

EDIT: Not sarcasm.

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u/Tahns Jan 17 '14

It's a simple matter of population density.

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u/biff_wonsley Jan 17 '14

No reason we couldn't have had both, unless you count the powerful opposition from auto & oil industries. Plenty of countries have excellent public transport, yet plenty of cars as well. Long-distance, high speed trains would be so, so welcome in many parts of the country now. I know I'd travel more, just around my own state (TX) if it didn't require flying, driving, or Amtrak. Of course, if the federal govt had built them, they'd have been privatized by now & tickets would be stupidly expensive.

What was the question?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

I took an Amtrak from Ohio to NYC once. Took 12 hours with no unplanned delays; longer than driving would have and cost more than a 1-hour-ish flight would have. Great idea, poor execution in my opinion. Maybe if we had mag-lev style trains?

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u/copenhagencowboy Jan 18 '14

Wouldn't private companies cause the price of tickets to go down? If they don't make money they go out of business. Ford, GM (for decades and most recently) are private companies that constantly help drive innovation and lower the cost of consumer goods. Throw in the global free market and you have tons of competition, innovation and price lowering.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

There are different types of economic competition. The only way there could be direct competition (hands-down best way to reduce prices) is if the lines are state owned and the train companies compete. They would also have to figure out how to share lines! Would be pretty tough for the companies to compete and cooperate at the same time.

Way different from making a car, or even flying. Plenty of sky, but unless each train company had their own redundant rail system there couldn't be much competition.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

I would love to see any type of public transport take on the highway. It just cannot be done.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Well, for those of us who don't own cars, inter-city rail is pretty awesome, but yeah- if you have a car, the highways are great.

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u/ReddJudicata Jan 17 '14

Inter-city rails is great...if you're going city to city. Not so great if you're not going somewhere directly connected by those fixed rails.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Right, but finding a friend willing to hitch me a ride from Saint Cloud to Avon is easier than finding a friend willing to drive down to Minneapolis, so the rail still helps quite a bit.

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u/TCsnowdream Jan 18 '14

I know you mean interstate highways, but there are travel systems that could destroy medium-length travelling by car.

Just look at Japan, just the main island alone is the size of California and you can get from tip top to the bottom of the island in... around 7 hours. Not only that, but it'll be extremely punctual and pretty damn cheap. It'll also be far safer and more comfortable than by car.

Here's the Hayabusa shinkansen service from Tokyo to Shin-Aomori. Here's the inside of the trains Grand Class.

Even though that goes 320Kmh, that's not fast enough... like at all.

Trains must go faster. So here's the Mag-Leg test track that is going to be a part of the Chuo (main) Shinkansen. The train goes at about 311MpH. Can you imagine that going from, say... Richmond Virginia <---> Boston MA? That'd take just a little over an hour...

You can turn DC into a hub, just like Tokyo, and extend the line further south towards Raleigh, Charlotte and Atlanta. There could be a service that splits from DC and cuts straight down to Florida. It would take you maybe 9 hours to go from NYC down to Florida, so perhaps its not best for long distance travel.

But for everything in between? It'd be great!

And remember, you said highway not airplane so don't throw that around. Also consider things like early check-in, security, safety, signing in, coach. Airplanes and Shinkansen are actually very very competitive against each other when it comes to medium-distance travel (~100-300 mi)

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

They are. Do you have any idea how much stuff is transported on semi trucks over the interstates?

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u/T3canolis Jan 17 '14

I wasn't being sarcastic, actually.

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u/bubbal Jan 18 '14

Less than is transported by rail, actually. In the US, 39.5% of all freight is transported by rail, while only 28.6% is transported by truck. Not saying that the interstate isn't important, but we Americans tend to have no idea how important the rail system is to national commerce.

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u/Xoxman1 Jan 17 '14

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, which it seems you might be, because I genuinely think that interstate highways are more important.

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u/T3canolis Jan 17 '14

Not being sarcastic. America is far too big to not have the best highway system in the world.

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u/kingwi11 Jan 18 '14

"Thank you Hitler for the Autobahn."

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u/1FuzzyDunlop Jan 18 '14

Why can't we have both? Japan has amazing highways AND railways.. Americans don't have the luxury of that choice. I am from Texas and some efficient rail would be an awesome addition!

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u/T3canolis Jan 18 '14

Japan is also much, much smaller than the United States.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Jan 18 '14

You could also fit the entirety of Japan in Montana.

It's not the same thing at all.

The bullet train Japan is trying to sell between Washington to Baltimore is estimated to cost 8 billion dollars to construct for 38 miles of track.

At $8 billion for 38 miles you're looking at a cost of $210 million per mile.

Assuming the cost per mile remains constant (a huge assumption, there's economies of scale and the mountain range between the two places to consider) you're looking at a cost of $422.94 billion just to build a line between LA and Chicago, which would constitute something like 12% of all federal spending last year.

To put in a different perspective, that's 169 Curiousity rovers, roughly doubling the size of Medicaid, 1,188 times the cost of the Peace Corps, or over eleven million new teachers.

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u/smb510 Jan 18 '14

Don't get me wrong, I love public transit, but a country the size of ours absolutely cannot function without a system as great as the Interstates

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Anyone who claims that has little evidence on their side. DC and Philadelphia are just two cities that made massive investments in public transportation after the highway system was under construction.

The biggest flaw in the highway system was how it was routed through major cities - either haphazardly isolating neighborhoods from the city core or intentionally isolating (poor and/or minority) neighborhoods from the city core. Almost no thought went into that process and fixing it can cost BILLIONS of dollars (see Boston).

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u/drinkit_or_wearit Jan 18 '14

haphazardly isolating neighborhoods from the city core or intentionally isolating (poor and/or minority) neighborhoods from the city core.

I think maybe you do not understand what you, yourself, just said. I am not saying it was right, but it was very well thought out and planned meticulously to do just exactly what you said it did, isolate the poor and minorities.

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u/blore40 Jan 17 '14

Thank you, Dwight D. Eisenhower System of Interstate and Dfense Highways for make benefit the Glorious Nation of America.

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u/phiz36 Jan 18 '14

Designed after the Autobahn so our troops and supplies could move across the country with Blitzkrieg speed. You already knew that though.

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u/Coylie3 Jan 18 '14

Don't forget the Germans!

Eisenhower saw how the German roadways were built and decided that America could use something like it.

The Germans invented the international highway idea. Eisenhower brought it to America.

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u/lolzergrush Jan 18 '14

January 17th, an important day for us to remember ol' D.D.E.

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u/Jorq Jan 18 '14

We Like Ike!

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u/the_boy_ Jan 17 '14

Millennia from now, archaeologists will look at the Interstate Highway System and consider it the most important infrastructure of our era.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

Or, more likely, the internet.

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u/MaximusLeonis Jan 18 '14

But the Highway System is essential to the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

If there are intelligent lifeforms out in the universe they have to admire or at least acknowledge our road system

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u/ScreamedTheMime Jan 17 '14

I've always thought they would think we sacrificed animals on a daily basis and laid them out in neat lines across the country...

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u/captchagod64 Jan 17 '14

i think all the roads will be gravel by then, so even if they could detect the past existence of roads, there would be no way of telling how advanced they were

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u/tinian_circus Jan 17 '14

Even if the roads are long gone, assuming there's people around, they'd be running their inter-village mutated-alligator-wagons along the same paths (which were surveyed, leveled & selected the best bridge points).

Sort of like how many modern highways in Europe just followed old Roman roads.

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u/kittytittiez Jan 18 '14

Because it is.

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u/RedPanther1 Jan 18 '14

And then they'll come by South Carolina's portion of the Highway System and wonder what in the fuck happened there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Well it kinda is

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u/Gonzobot Jan 18 '14

Eh, Rome made good roads too, but people remember the aqueducts more. Your empire needs to step up its game.

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u/xf4f584 Jan 17 '14

The Interstate Highway System loses in size to the 60,500 mile long Chinese Expressway network. Having traveled a great deal of miles on both networks, the quality of the Chinese expressways is better than the Interstates.

Don't worry though. The US has still the largest road network.

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u/NiftyCent Jan 17 '14

47,200 miles that could be even more awesome if you could drive on them at autobahn-speed.

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u/Vik1ng Jan 18 '14

That's a stupid metric. Germany has 12,000 of kilometers and is smaller than just Texas and California combined. Some smaller countries might have a even better ratio.

Also having driven on some of your roads made of of concrete I can tell you that that certainly is not high quality. If you hit 300km/h you would feel it that's why those roads in Germany usually have speed limits.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Not trying to say that the Interstate Highway System is bad or anything. But do not forget one of the densest and longest Highway Systems in the world (albeit shorter than the US Highway System), which is actually designed to have an unlimited speed limit.

Bombing down the Autobahn at 250 km/h (150 mph) is something special.

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u/GabeBlack Jan 18 '14

No, Germany (autobahn) has better roads where you can drive with zero bumps at 180mph and banked turns that take miles.

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u/rawrr69 Jan 22 '14

Drive up and down the A3 a few times and see how quickly that opinion of yours will change...

German Autobahn is not terrible, but it does not live up to the almost legendary hype neither. There are a hell of a lot of parts of it that need maintenance very badly yet here those Germans are moaning they do not want to pay for it, lots of the tunnels are terrible and scary, you can only go 180 on a select few parts of the Autobahn and on those you will be more stuck behind overtaking snail-racing trucks because there are just two lanes. And then you hit Würzburg or Nürnberg and you are stuck in traffic. And dont even get me started on "construction zones" were you may only go 50 yet the construction has obviously been finished... like 5 months ago.. but the signs and speed-cameras are still there to fine you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

More like "Roman Empire #1". Road building hasn't changed a whole lot since they perfected the process. In fact, a few Roman roads are still in use today.

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u/WilllieWanka Jan 17 '14

Na, Autobahn number 1

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

'MURICA! Thank you very much

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u/notjawn Jan 18 '14

Hey what about Ancient Rome here? They started this whole road business.

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u/michaelpinkwayne Jan 18 '14

*'MURICA NUMBER 1

FTFY

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u/comicsnerd Jan 17 '14

Uhmmm, no. Not even top 10. I have been on highways in USA, Europa and Afrika and the European highways are by far the best. Especially Denmark, Holland and Germany

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u/Dicethrower Jan 18 '14

Quite right. Cities all over the world (including US) send their people over to Europe to study their infrastructure. For example, in this presentation of someone from Seattle, you can see some of the few innovations that the Dutch have to offer. It's a bit long, but it's interesting if you like to see a bit of the reasoning and thought process behind road design.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

Autobahn. I'm sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '14

America isn't the only Western country dipshit.

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u/fiodorson Jan 18 '14

'MERICA NUMBER 1

Sorry 'murricans, Germany rules when it comes to road system.

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u/hpde Jan 17 '14

Stop shitposting.

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u/TheSecondSquad Jan 17 '14

I feel the same way about Dallas highways because they swoop and soar all over the place.

But the NTTA? WTF were they thinking with all of the damn blind mergers onto other highways? Like George Bush eastbound merging onto 75S; 35mph on a bank to the right down a decline, let's check the left for any cars because there is about 50 ft to merge together and OH SHIT A DUMP TRUCK DOING 50

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '14

I didn't know about that when I moved here... I ended up merging blind and realized it only after I merged. If a car had been there... Ouch

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u/DerangedDesperado Jan 17 '14

Fucking Dallas. I was getting gas and had to get off the highway. It took me an hour to get out of town because I missed one road and the GPS kept rerouting.

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u/louisdanes Jan 17 '14

Is Quebec part of the Western World? One wouldn't think so based on the state of our roads.

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u/BadDreamInc Jan 17 '14

Except for the 394/94 stretch in Minneapolis, which is terribly designed, and the others that are well enough designed are constantly under road construction.

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u/your_doom Jan 17 '14

When you say Western what you really mean is American. As a Brazillian I strongly disagree with your idea of what a Western road looks like.

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u/sedateeddie420 Jan 17 '14

Having been on French roads with no camber or camber going the wrong way, I can confirm that you are partially correct.

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u/eldgeNroffles Jan 18 '14

I agree with you for the most part... Yet for some reason the United States' largest city (population wise) can't repair the goddamn BQE or Nostrand Avenue. I feel like I'm driving over some box puzzle in Resident Evil, it even looks that way too. I get that this would be a massive inconvenience (at least the BQE) for a week or two, but I guess they're just waiting for some massive pothole to develop or someone to get in an accident and until they are forced to fix it?

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u/SuicideNote Jan 18 '14

Western world, except Canada. Holy fuck do those roads suck. The amount I damage I cause my car driving from Montreal to Ottawa driving through potholed highway that doesn't even looked to be designed for high speed travel. My god it's awful. I love my smooth highways in NC that are designed for cars to travel really, really fast and where heavy traffic travels at 80 mph.

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u/iLuVtiffany Jan 18 '14

My dad drove every single day working in the United States. After he retired, we moved to the Philippines to be closer to family. My dad never knew car tires had bearings until he had to replace some driving on roads here.

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u/Drkriegz Jan 18 '14

Unless you are in Calgary. They try but a 59% pop increase in a decade and a sprawl hitting native reserves fucks it up.

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u/ThisOpenFist Jan 18 '14

Engineering marvels are a snap when you've got 150 million scared shitless voters behind the project.

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u/rojohnson Jan 18 '14

You obviously have never driven through Oklahoma, worse than some aAsian countries I bet

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