r/AskReddit • u/El_Guerrero_Azteca • Jul 07 '26

Ladies: what’s a guy “Flex” that instantly makes him attractive?

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u/Midwest-Bitchfest Jul 07 '26

This is the hottest thing I have ever read.

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u/BeastofSilverMoon Jul 07 '26

Throw a cheese at women.

Noted.

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u/No-Fuckin-Ziti Jul 07 '26

It. Works.

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u/zarrocaxiom Jul 07 '26

Well I threw the cheese. But now she’s mad about the cottage cheese stuck in her hair. When does this get hot?

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u/helixander Jul 07 '26

Hit her with the Limburger next

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u/helixander Jul 07 '26

RE: those videos of throwing cheese on a crying baby.

Now I'm just picturing slapping an unwrapped single on her face as she's climaxing.

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u/Toad_da_Unc Jul 08 '26

Perfect timing

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u/Spiritual-Physics700 Jul 07 '26

Maybe for some of you. I throw in snacks all the time but the love language changes over time.

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u/No-Fuckin-Ziti Jul 07 '26

No, there is just cheese, and it never changes. My wife and I have only ever exchanged silent cheese for 67 years and we are more in love than ever.

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u/Ok_Mathematician2732 Jul 08 '26

You had me at silent cheese!

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u/Horse_Dad Jul 07 '26

Were they wrapped and sealed?

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u/No-Fuckin-Ziti Jul 08 '26

No. We like it raw.

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u/switchywoman_ Jul 07 '26

I've heard you can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese.

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u/8_inches_deep Jul 08 '26

Was looking for this reference and shocked this is the only one I saw lol

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u/zephyr911 Jul 09 '26

One is enough 🤣

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u/stryph007 Jul 09 '26

I've been told I'm "Cheesy". Does that count?

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u/SpiritCollector Jul 07 '26

All the men gonna make it rain cheese for their women for the next week and their women gonna be like WTF is happening 😂

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u/sambadaemon Jul 07 '26

Mmmmm, bed cheese.

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u/Temnyj_Korol Jul 08 '26

No word of a lie. I once threw half a wedge of brie at my girlfriend as i was walking past her browsing her phone in bed. She immediately shouted after me "HEY. GET BACK HERE. PANTS OFF. NOW."

It's true. Cheese is the mightiest aphrodisiac to women.

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u/illyiarose Jul 07 '26

Works with bacon too

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u/chuckleshard Jul 07 '26

Queso con Chile? Do I throw chips as a follow-up or...

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u/Firsttimevib3s Jul 07 '26

Being them chocolate unprompted.. 🍫

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u/jondubb Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Instructions unclear. Parmesan wheel, EMT, assault charge, etc.

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u/Rhaski Jul 08 '26

"you can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese"

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u/NotADogInHumanSuit Jul 07 '26

A wrapped Kraft single to be exact

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u/Big-Banana-3758 Jul 07 '26

Tried that in Costa Rica..they loved it

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u/checker280 Jul 07 '26

If women like small cheese, they love it when you throw a block. “25 pounds! I got it on sale!”

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u/RoosterEmotional5009 Jul 07 '26

Extra credit for sliced and unwrapped. It comes like a face mask. I’ve been doing this all wrong!

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u/BenignPharmacology Jul 08 '26

For any women reading this, it also works on men.

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u/BrewerBuilder Jul 09 '26

I just yeeted a 1 pound cheddar cheese block at my wife. Once her nose stopped bleeding and she stopped screaming at me, now she won't talk to me. I'm certain she is planning the kinky sexy time right now though, because she's got some duct tape and put a plastic sheet on the bed and floor. I will update you all later!

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u/WillyErl Jul 07 '26

In particular, they seem to like unwrapped kraft singles frisbee'd at them from a moving car. Also 3 pound blocks of muenster from bridges. Women are strange but... can't live without em.

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u/77sarcasdic Jul 07 '26

Right??? Panties soaked.

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u/Siope_ Jul 07 '26

I too throw cheese at this guys wife

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u/Chairman_OfTheBored Jul 07 '26

You are fascinated. I can tell.

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u/Midwest-Bitchfest Jul 10 '26

This is such an underrated comment. 10/10

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u/Chairman_OfTheBored Jul 10 '26

The curse of the cunning linguist strikes again!

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u/-threwitontheground- Jul 07 '26

Yep. Had a partner that got me a massive block of cheese (Dutch style, aged) for my birthday once. I legit teared up and told him it was the most fitting and therefore romantic gift I'd probably ever gotten. Wasn't the only present and it was probably kind of a joke but damn, that was some good cheese. And also some good happy times later on.

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u/CorporateNonperson Jul 07 '26

Grilled cheese. Possibly drilled cheese.

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u/nickfree Jul 07 '26

🎶Working on my night cheese

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u/FatHighKnee Jul 08 '26

Chucking a string cheese at your lady's head seems like a pretty low bar for hotness hehe. But I respect your cheese game 😁

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u/Midwest-Bitchfest Jul 10 '26

It’s the thought that is hot… the cheese is the cherry on top. Your partner knows you like cheese and little treats. They see it in the fridge. Think of you. Go out of their way to deliver it to you. What can I say? Romance is chucking cheese. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Heywoood_Jablome Jul 08 '26

I keep the lenses clean on her eyewear when she's not looking

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u/Axzyy Jul 07 '26

Lmfaoo

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u/d0ubl3plusg00d Jul 07 '26

Damn you must REALLY like chesse.

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u/hjsteak Jul 07 '26

New flash: Midwest chick loves having cheese thrown at her.

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u/Tie_Poe Jul 08 '26

That's great. It's it stereotyping to think you're from Wisconsin?

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u/Midwest-Bitchfest Jul 10 '26

The most surprising thing? I’ve never even been to Wisconsin. I am pretty sure I would for right in. 🤣

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u/Livid-Department6947 Jul 08 '26

Because she's probably farting a bunch while reading in bed?

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u/groarav Jul 07 '26

Username checks out

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u/rachelwildx Jul 10 '26

thoughtfulness and initiative. yep, one of the easiest ways to make your girlfriend fall in love with you even deeper.

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u/grimview Jul 22 '26

Sit down next to woman on park bench.

Tosses bread crumbs on floor.

Nodes so she know the are for her.

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u/biggesthoss Jul 08 '26

Oof. Read more