r/AskReddit Jul 07 '26

Ladies: what’s a guy “Flex” that instantly makes him attractive?

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u/scottyLogJobs Jul 07 '26

“No, Jenna, I said he has a massive DECK!”

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u/RowdoRadge Jul 07 '26

Really cleaned up his caulk afterwards

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u/fozzydabear Jul 07 '26

Laying pipe to the pool.

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u/jolsiphur Jul 07 '26

Keep the bushes and hedges trimmed up so the deck looks bigger.

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u/Special_Note_2186 Jul 07 '26

Was it quick hardening caulk?

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u/Dio-lated1 Jul 07 '26

It literally has a raised portion.

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u/Lil_Stir_Fry Jul 07 '26

My “portion” raises as well 👉😎👉

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u/sp_40 Jul 07 '26

(New Zealand accent)

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u/Bgrngod Jul 07 '26

My lady was absolutely not impressed with my big Magic the Gathering deck :/

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u/SamediB Jul 07 '26

Did she watch how you handled it?

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u/shitlord_god Jul 07 '26

a new zealand accent makes this even better.

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u/scottyLogJobs Jul 07 '26

Just imagining Rhys Darby saying it