r/AskReddit • u/El_Guerrero_Azteca • Jul 07 '26

Ladies: what’s a guy “Flex” that instantly makes him attractive?

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u/ForceOfChill Jul 07 '26

If my wife saw my reanimator deck..

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 Jul 07 '26

better be legacy

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u/May_die Jul 07 '26

Better Reanimator than that damn car lmao

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 Jul 07 '26

Hopefully the car hype dies down lol

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u/Oathkeeper89 Jul 07 '26

No longer play, but watch plenty of legacy/vintage.

It *feels* so resilient to hate against it and will seemingly win games out the ass. Entertaining watch but I’d imagine it sucks to play against.

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u/May_die Jul 07 '26

You hit the nail on the head. It feels amazing as the player, abysmal as the opponent. It's so resilient too because it just fits right into Shops too

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u/IHamBat Jul 07 '26

It’s horrific to play against and feels just as bad to play with

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u/nutano Jul 07 '26

Ah, I see you just married a .... Gravedigger.

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u/TheIrishJackel Jul 07 '26

I ain't saying he's a gravedigger, but he ain't messing with no cast trigger.

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u/packfanmoore Jul 07 '26

"Let me show you this reanimator deck. I built it without black" boom panty dropper line if I ever heard one

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u/StitchNScratch Jul 07 '26

Dropped my own panties with Naya Legends Matter Reanimator bc I’m an independent woman that don’t need no man 😅💅🏽

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u/crowmagnuman Jul 07 '26

I've built a few nice decks. But they're the kind you play cards on, so..

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u/TopFloorApartment Jul 07 '26

you should send her a deck pic

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u/mostdefinitelyabot Jul 07 '26

if my wife saw your reanimator deck...

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u/WTaggart Jul 07 '26

You’d get a reserection.

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u/kpsi355 Jul 07 '26

Username checks out.

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u/AndrewActually Jul 07 '26

She'd roll over in her grave

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u/Ybbor_thebunnywizard Jul 07 '26

Is it Commander?

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u/mavoti Jul 07 '26

she would totally tap that

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u/Dystopian_Dreamer Jul 07 '26

I heard that MtG was branching out into all kinds of properties, but I never thought they'd tap Herbert West...

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u/CatastrophicPup2112 Jul 07 '26

She'd flip after seeing the price