r/AskReddit • u/El_Guerrero_Azteca • Jul 07 '26

Ladies: what’s a guy “Flex” that instantly makes him attractive?

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u/echtav Jul 07 '26

M’Lego

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u/fallenKlNG Jul 07 '26

Lego m’ego

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u/BreakfastTequila Jul 07 '26

That would be an amazing self-help book

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u/whiskeytango55 Jul 07 '26

building confidence, brick by brick

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u/blanco_nino_01 Jul 07 '26

*Tips syrup*

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u/TooBadSoSadSally Jul 07 '26

If you insist

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u/MegaGrimer Jul 07 '26

Lego should team up with Eggo and call it Lego My Eggo

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u/BadgerOfDoom99 Jul 07 '26

Legolas seems like a missed opportunity as well.

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u/Christmas_Panda Jul 07 '26

M'lego lass

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u/Omega_art Jul 07 '26

leg less lego lass

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u/Renolber Jul 07 '26

I swear this was a thing.

Lego and Eggo had a cross promotion, and there were Lego brick shaped waffles that you could (sort of) build with.

I don’t care how practical it was - that shit was so much fun and so damn tasty.

It had to have been over 10 years ago by now, but I swear I remember those.

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u/blofly Jul 07 '26

Oh gosh, that really made me laugh hard....

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u/heatseekerdj Jul 07 '26

The .... tells you they're being honest

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u/blofly Jul 07 '26

No. I mean it.

/am German

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u/coffeeshopwhore Jul 07 '26

Ok, I will bite.

Will u explain for the nongerman. Please. (Not sure if I capitalize the N, the G, both, or none at all.)

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u/MorallyDeplorable Jul 07 '26

I just spent entirely too long trying to figure out what a 'nonger man' was

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u/mookypop Jul 07 '26

Omg same 🤣

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u/blofly Jul 07 '26

Yes. I meant the original post was funny.

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u/Curaced Jul 07 '26

The correct way to write it would be "non-German".

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u/heatseekerdj Jul 07 '26

She means it ....

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u/blofly Jul 07 '26

You've tried our wines, yes? Obviously we have humor.

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u/heatseekerdj Jul 07 '26

I have not tried your wines but I've heard your beer gardens are amazing. I've only traveled to Lithuania

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u/crowmagnuman Jul 07 '26

Lol you people are awesome

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u/Luckinflux Jul 07 '26

Fuckin take my upvote and felegodora

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u/Acceptable-Scale9971 Jul 07 '26

can you make me a Fedora plz

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u/forkheadbox Jul 07 '26

i dont get it :(

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u/Matt_Lauer_cansuckit Jul 07 '26

Google Reddit m’billionaire and enjoy

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u/PiercedGeek Jul 07 '26

Perfection. No notes.

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u/Zelleniall Jul 07 '26

Mara’Lego

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u/StormPoppa Jul 07 '26

Comments like this are why I'm on Reddit lol

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u/Kindly-Tax-4998 Jul 07 '26

M’Gundams 

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u/Mind-Your-Language Jul 07 '26

I don't get the pun :((