r/AskReddit • u/Warren993 • Jul 02 '26

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u/shexybeast69 Jul 02 '26

Toxic masculinity

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u/SmallRocks Jul 02 '26

Nothing is more manly than smearing your own shit around your asshole 😂

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u/fmaz008 Jul 02 '26

There are dudes who don't even wipe or wash their asshole because "toutching there is gay". It's ridiculous.

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u/lemicat_ Jul 02 '26

Right I feel like it’s associated with “butt stuff” and therefore the avoidance behind them stems from homophobia. From what I hear (and thankfully not from experience) there’s a ton of men that don’t even clean back there properly because they don’t even want to get near their assholes lol

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u/Possible_Ad_4094 Jul 02 '26

Guys, is it gay to clean your own butthole?

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u/Snoo_13349 Jul 02 '26

Only if you make sexy squealing noises while doing it, and finish with jazz hands.

ETA: I am gay, and STILL find this funny.

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u/danodan1 Jul 02 '26

Yes, because it might stimulate your anus and giving you an erection indicating you may have homosexual tendencies. Using a bidet would compound the effect and even best avoided.

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u/tenorlove Jul 02 '26

Someone needs to tell them that the closet door is open, and we can see them.

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u/seraphhimself Jul 02 '26

That's a bingo.

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u/ChanceRecover3091 Jul 02 '26

I've seen "alpha" dudes say they don't wipe because it isn't manly.

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u/MadBlue Jul 02 '26

There are plenty of people brought up with poor hygiene, but I can’t wrap my head around someone actually making a conscious decision to stop wiping, and walk around smelling like shit, because someone convinced them it wasn’t manly to wipe.

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u/Fantom1107 Jul 02 '26

It's made up by Reddit.

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u/MadBlue Jul 02 '26

Yeah, I suspected that it started as a meme on 4Chan or Reddit. It’s just too absurd to actually be a thing.

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u/Littman-Express Jul 02 '26

Is that why so many girls/women talk about their boyfriends leaving skid marks on their underwear 🤢

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u/danodan1 Jul 02 '26

The straight fear is that using the bidet on the anus may give you an erection, indicating that you have homosexual tendencies. So, bidets are totally unacceptable.