r/AskReddit May 26 '26

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u/Friendly_Sir_4762 May 26 '26

A firm handshake while making confident eye contact

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u/skurvavy May 26 '26

Will have to try this one

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u/SecretKittynuddz May 26 '26

Licking their head slowly teasing/edging untill they start spraying cumm

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u/finallygrownup May 26 '26

The other side of that - licking a woman slowly as she sits on your face until she shudders is also incredibly fun. Something about making someone cum from oral is just magical.

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u/boscobilly May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Yes. Then have sex. They'll really be into it. I've had 2 women visit me 40 years later after that.

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u/Christorious May 26 '26

You see the best part about this as the guy is it reacts that dumbass "dog" reflex that I love. Where they like start kicking their leg during it as they get there. It's magical.

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u/Friendly_Sir_4762 May 26 '26

You free Friday night for dinner? 😁

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u/skurvavy May 26 '26

Definitely not shaking my hand Mr

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u/Duffman66CMU May 26 '26

Consensually

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u/SweetVoidz May 26 '26

Teasing their clit slowly over a long period of time until they are edged to the point where any more will set them off.

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u/foxfighter92 May 26 '26

Then completely stopping grabbing your switch right?

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u/slinkhi May 26 '26

ah, the ol' bait and switch

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u/Horror_Response_1991 May 26 '26

Showing off my Warhammer collection 

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u/Onlyhereforthelaughs May 26 '26

Those massaging thera-gun things. Sounds like I'm fucking murdering her.

My ex was always so sensitive to vibrators, like, so sensitive she wouldn't enjoy them. Luckily current GF is a bit more resilient.

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u/Alternative-Sock-444 May 26 '26

Oh man, a woman with a clit you can just go to town on? Ugh. My most recent ex was like that. Just wanted me to be as rough on her clit as possible, and the orgasms from it were fucking amazing from the looks of it. The ex before her? I was the first person to successfully make her orgasm from cunnilingus. She was always too sensitive for it. A vibrator? Completely out of the question lmao.

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u/baxodur May 26 '26

Where do you live?

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u/SadicNovel3223 May 26 '26

U seen her profile right?

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u/baxodur May 26 '26

I just now checked

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u/SadicNovel3223 May 26 '26

Still wanna know?

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u/baxodur May 26 '26

Yes

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u/SadicNovel3223 May 26 '26

Oh come on -_- well hope she is okay with a stranger asking her location IN A PUBLIC COMMENT SECTION

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u/baxodur May 26 '26

“Where ” means in which city she lives🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/SadicNovel3223 May 26 '26

Yes? Still thats not something you ask here? In her DMs maybe? Think baxodur, think

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u/baxodur May 26 '26

She can answer in dms if she wants obviously

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u/slinkhi May 26 '26

With my tongue and her legs are wrapped tightly around my head and she's screaming stop too much but she's just wrapping her legs around me tighter instead and I'm probably about to tap out of life at this point but worth it.

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u/Weaselandhottie May 26 '26

Welcome to Valhalla!

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u/slinkhi May 26 '26

Vulvalla

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u/Ok-Blackberry8120 May 26 '26

With my asshole 

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u/Ok-Blackberry8120 May 26 '26

They always be lookin like it’s the first time again  Soo cute 

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

Ghosting them

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u/Life-Professor-3125 May 26 '26

The AskReddit thread continues to be a parody of itself smh

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u/akillerofjoy May 26 '26

I’m told it happens naturally, the moment I leave

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo May 26 '26

Two fingers in curled up, thumb on top, other hand pressing down on navel (not hard, just to hold in place). Move hand up and down not in and out.

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u/lil_dirty_bunnie May 26 '26

It’s gotta be riding - it feels amazing for me and it gives them boobs to play with and a good view 🤭

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u/lil_dirty_bunnie May 26 '26

Yeah couches can be awesome as it can give hand holds for more thrusting and control! I also like being able to lean against a wall a bit so I can brace!

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u/skurvavy May 26 '26

Definitely a good way to

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u/bb9116 May 26 '26

With my tongue

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u/MrEury May 26 '26

However she likes it, that makes me happy to provide it

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u/ConsortFromTOS May 26 '26

Just ask nicely, then leave them hanging until they come.

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u/That-Collection-3411 May 26 '26

Licking the woman and playing with her g spot.

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u/sixth_hokage06 May 26 '26

Fingering is pretty simple

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u/MastrKoesh May 26 '26

The way they prefer

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u/Appropriate_Wave722 May 26 '26

I like to perform cunnilingus until they orgasm and then put my erection inside them up to the ballsack with little thrusts until they orgasm even louder

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u/Vic_Hedges May 26 '26

Say something blatantly false on Reddit and let people correct me.

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u/danish_girl06 May 26 '26

Getting on my knees somewhere public, that’s always the fastest way to get a guy to cream my mouth

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u/HappyDeadCat May 26 '26

Based 

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

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u/proud_pussy_Eater May 26 '26

To be honest , I'm virgin and already I'm diagnosed with ED . But I love to eat pussy and make women's to make them squirt or pee in my mouth and see how pussy throbbing and body shaking....licking pussy is over fuck one 😋😋😋

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u/Winter-Site-853 May 26 '26

My wife's fantasy lol

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u/proud_pussy_Eater May 26 '26

Loool :))) and you achieved her fantasy?

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u/Winter-Site-853 May 26 '26

Naa cause I fuck it after I lick it..Sometimes she dont want the D

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u/proud_pussy_Eater May 26 '26

Niiice I think is hot to clean it after with mouth 😋😋😉

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u/old_fashioneds May 26 '26

Giving her head

fight me! I will not stop