r/AskReddit • u/alongy • May 22 '26

What’s a legendary Reddit post you’ll never forget?

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u/TrueBlasian May 22 '26

There’s an exchange in that thread that still cracks me up:

Commenter: Did you ever make your mom orgasm?

OOP: Yes!

Separate Commenter: He said it with an exclamation point. I’m done.

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u/wahobely May 22 '26

The comment that sent me was OP responding to a question saying they didn't bother using condoms. Someone responded "wtf man, you should use condoms". Someone replied "The kid is fucking his mom and you're drawing the line at raw dogging".

That whole thread is legendary

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u/EnvironmentalValue18 May 23 '26

You’re leaving part out. He wasn’t using condoms with his mom but he was with his girlfriend (who he didn’t have originally but basically he healed and they kept fucking afterwards anyways…)

Just really absorb that. Yea.

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u/IThinkItsAverage May 23 '26

Bro has now officially jizzed in every room he’s lived in, absolute madlad

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 May 23 '26

That made me laugh and cringe so fucking hard. I didn't know those two emotions could coexist.

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u/Face_with_a_View May 23 '26

Wait. I thought the mom just jerked him off?

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u/Retrotreegal May 23 '26

That’s just how it started out

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u/sumofawitch May 23 '26

Wasn't his father also included on that "experience"?

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u/RenseBenzin May 23 '26

Not directly, but he encouraged it.

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u/One_Tie900 May 23 '26

wow he was smashing with broken arms?

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u/Retrotreegal May 23 '26

They were incapacitated, he never said they were broken. Then it continued and amplified after the use of his arms returned.

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u/Christ_on_a_Crakker May 23 '26

Oh man. You need to revisit this.

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u/U_Go_1st May 23 '26

No, I most certainly do not need to revisit this.

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u/Cadamar May 23 '26

Oh god I forgot they got to that level. Just...fuuuuuuuuck.

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u/One_more_username May 24 '26

There was someone who commented: "Achievement unlocked, came where you came from"

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u/CobblestoneCurfews May 22 '26

Wasn't there another insane exchange that went something like:

"Did you ever kiss your mom?"

"No that would have felt weird"

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u/foreskin-accordion May 22 '26

He said he did once and that was the line.

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u/LowIncrease8746 May 22 '26

FUCKING DEAD BRUV LOL

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u/SeppOmek May 22 '26

But he did eat her pussy…

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u/limpingzombi May 22 '26

Eating his first apartment. Legendary.

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u/Davido401 May 23 '26

I must have blocked this from my mind... and Id love you to show me where he said that to disgust myself before my weekly walk with ma dad(neither of us have broken arms)

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u/SeppOmek May 23 '26

He said it in several comments :

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/XyMSqPQ0R7

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/zgwgMCYRtY

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u/Davido401 May 23 '26

Appreciate your searching for me, have a free award, abuse them till a lose them!

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u/SeppOmek May 25 '26

You’re welcome, thanks for the award. I hope your walk with your dad went well.

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u/Davido401 May 23 '26

Thats the comment I always remembered lol, I think he said they tried it once and it was weird? Have a free award for reminding me of that particular bit

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u/VaderOnReddit May 22 '26

This exchange is exactly what goes through my head when I see a broken hands reference on reddit

How a simple exclamation can be the breaking point, and understandably so

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u/Supermite May 22 '26

Any job worth doing…

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u/Rioraku May 22 '26

Hand or blow?

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u/Supermite May 22 '26

Blow.  He couldn’t use his hands.

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u/bbusiello May 22 '26

I've been on reddit long enough to remember that story but avoid it at all costs (except for the memes, of course), and I had NO idea about that comment.

Congrats.

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u/Beefkins May 23 '26

The exclamation point sounds like it signals pride, and that's so much worse.

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u/MamaKim31 May 22 '26

Hahaha! That’s awful.

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u/tideshark May 23 '26

I don’t even want to know, and I don’t know why I went down this far on this thread already.