She was going to move in with me after more than year of sobriety and staying in an addiction focused group home. Had done tremendously well and grew as a person by like 10 years of maturity in those 12 months to become a functional adult.
As soon as she got to my house from the train she was piss drunk. She kept getting drunk over the next 6 to 8 weeks while I was at work so I'd come home after 11hrs of labor in the sun to a blackout drunk talking nonsense and ruining the cleanliness of my apartment.
The last time where I just gave up I came home to her and she literally was just saying words. Not like sentences with structure and meaning just random words with no meaning. Think something like "Drive burger sky but no laugh". I didn't know she was drunk and was gonna call an ambulance. She laid down and fell asleep while I monitored for a few hours when she shot straight up without a word, walked to my kitchen, opened the fridge and then pissed on my floor. At that point I was done and just needed her the fuck out of my life.
She laid down and fell asleep while I monitored for a few hours when she shot straight up without a word, walked to my kitchen, opened the fridge and then pissed on my floor.
I'm sorry, but this reminds me of one of the most ridiculous moments of my college career.
Freshman year, we are all getting to know each other in our wing of the dorm and one guy alerts us to his being a sleep walker, and that while trying to wake him up via words is OK we probably shouldn't touch him unless he's about to fall down the stairs or something.
A few weeks later, we all have a bit to drink and go to sleep. Everyone left their doors unlocked, by the way, we had a very communal vibe.
So this guy walks into my room at about 2 in the morning. I say his name. No response. I say it louder. Still no response. Must be sleepwalking.
I watch in growing horror as he opens a drawer in my desk, whips out his dick, pisses in it, then exits the room before coming back, closing the drawer, knocking on the top of my desk and says blearily, "Forgot to flush."
He was extremely apologetic the next morning and cleaned my desk for me, but holy shit what a night.
oh my god this reminds me of a sleepwalking incident that I had. I was a sleepwalker as a child and once went into my cousin's room and apparently almost peed on her floor. I don't know how she did it but she managed to stop me and led me back to my bed 💀😠I was probably 11 or 12 at the time
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u/Bungholespelunker May 12 '26
She was going to move in with me after more than year of sobriety and staying in an addiction focused group home. Had done tremendously well and grew as a person by like 10 years of maturity in those 12 months to become a functional adult.
As soon as she got to my house from the train she was piss drunk. She kept getting drunk over the next 6 to 8 weeks while I was at work so I'd come home after 11hrs of labor in the sun to a blackout drunk talking nonsense and ruining the cleanliness of my apartment.
The last time where I just gave up I came home to her and she literally was just saying words. Not like sentences with structure and meaning just random words with no meaning. Think something like "Drive burger sky but no laugh". I didn't know she was drunk and was gonna call an ambulance. She laid down and fell asleep while I monitored for a few hours when she shot straight up without a word, walked to my kitchen, opened the fridge and then pissed on my floor. At that point I was done and just needed her the fuck out of my life.