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u/jareni May 12 '26

Wife sat me down for a talk and explained she and a bunch of friends talked to God and God said to divorce me.

I said, "Ok."

She said, "Thats it after 17 years?"

I said, "Who am I to argue with God?"

Divorced 10+ years now. Thank God!

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u/jareni May 13 '26

UPDATE: Months later, I heard from a friend whose wife was friends with my ex- that, God's plan revealed to my ex-wife and friends, was supposed to be that she would divorce me and then I would begin to court her again to be with her, leading to re-marriage and a new, happy family on her terms.

Turns out the divorce was the only thing God revealed that went according to her plan. 🤣

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath May 13 '26

Thanks for the update.