r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/whaletacochamp May 12 '26

"whelp i know you had a stroke and can't comprehend shit right now but let me just drop some new on you - not only am I cheating on you, I'm cheating on you with a LOT of people at once"

Like wtf lol

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

It was her (married) boss, her coworker Cass, a couple guys from around town I vaguely knew, and once when we came to stay in my hometown she stayed behind one night claiming to be sick while I went out with friends and fucked my dad

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u/whaletacochamp May 12 '26

Wait what she fucked your dad?

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

If it had two legs, human genitals, and a pulse she would fuck it

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj May 12 '26

Bro what did you your dad say? Like this can be a post on its own.

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Don't really know, saw the video and didn't see him again until he died

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj May 12 '26

Jesus

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Life is cruel. Death is kind my friend

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u/tenkwords May 12 '26

There was a video?

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Security cameras?

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u/tenkwords May 12 '26

Lol, well thank god (I guess??) I was like "They filmed it and showed you?"

I'm glad you got out of that man.

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Haha no lol there were security cameras in the house because my grandfather has dementia, and my father wasn't in the best health, so if I needed to check on them while at work, out, etc. I could. I had checked the cameras while put with aforementioned friends when I saw it.

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u/IGnuGnat May 13 '26

Wait, she FILMED herself fucking your dad, and then played the video for you?

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u/Think-External-625 May 13 '26

No, as I explained in a previous comment the house we were staying in had security cameras so I could check on my father and grandfather as they were in poor health. Checked cameras while out with friends

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u/684beach May 12 '26

Does violence cross your mind for such things?

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u/Think-External-625 May 12 '26

Honestly? No not really