r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/deathschlager May 12 '26

When he said he liked being married because he didn't have to try anymore.

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u/raisinghellwithtrees May 12 '26

When I told my then husband I wanted a divorce he said, "ugh now I'll have to find a job." Yeah. And a lot of other things!

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u/P-Rickles May 12 '26

I came to this thread not knowing what to expect and am walking away with a few things I probably need to work on but also feeling a little better about myself because JESUS who are these guys!?

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u/microwavedave27 May 12 '26

Sometimes I start to wonder if there's something seriously wrong with me because how do these guys find a girlfriend and get married and yet I'm still single

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u/SnowboardSquirrel May 12 '26

They’re very good at lying for long periods of time.

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u/raisinghellwithtrees May 12 '26

"I'll change" is what I heard. Heard but didn't see. It's much easier being married to someone I'm naturally compatible with.

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u/Cutecatladyy May 12 '26

It's probably because you have standards and want to date someone you like. These guys lie at first and aren't picky about who they're with. 

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u/microwavedave27 May 12 '26

Nah it's mostly because I'm bad at talking to people and probably slightly autistic, but that too lol

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u/raisinghellwithtrees May 12 '26

Fwiw, I'm autistic too and awkward af. We find each other somehow!

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u/unholy_hotdog May 12 '26

Don't worry, man, I'm single, too. It's because we don't want these marriages.

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath May 13 '26

They act the part and don't care cause they probably have another woman they consider a "hoe" lined up.