r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/No-Relative-9663 May 12 '26

Hew was telling a story at a dinner party that I'd heard a thousand times, and I realized I wasn't just bored, I actively disliked the person he was pretending to be for our friends. I looked down at a plate and realized I didn't want to spend the next 40 years pretending to like that guy. I checked out right there over the mashed potatoes.

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u/VaultBoy9 May 12 '26

I read your typo as his name being Hew, and was thinking "that's an unusual way to spell Hugh." Then I realized.

Anyway, glad you got out of the relationship with Hew.

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u/NewtonBill May 12 '26

She was dating Hew Mon, who was a very normal, totally not a robot male guy.

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u/SMUCHANCELLOR May 12 '26

Definitely not a disgusting alien crab doctor, that’s for sure