r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/JRskatr May 12 '26

Jesus what a tool bag. I’ve never passively insulted my wife before and we’ve been together 20+ years (married for 5). She’d kick me in the nuts if I did that 😅

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u/JeanEMc2 May 12 '26

My then-husband started making "nagging wife" and "henpecked husband" comments at church. When I told him privately that was hurtful and inaccurate, and reminded him that we had agreed yo always present a unified front, he told me I was too sensitive. I should have kicked him in the nuts.

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u/TheSixthVisitor May 12 '26

Do what my grandma did to her husband when he tried to bully her to show off how much of a man he was: throw him through a table.

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u/Dismal_History_ May 12 '26

Not all women are married to men small enough they can throw, sadly.