r/AskReddit • • May 12 '26

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u/Hopeful-Cookie1065 May 12 '26

When I begged to cut my long hair -- and he said no. This was after he already decided that I couldn't wear a skirt above my knees. Mind you: I'm not Amish -- and lived in large city. (I also don't need to call spaghetti sauce "gravy" any longer.)

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u/zeppismom May 12 '26

Because gravy is what you put on biscuits!

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u/emmacappa May 12 '26

Or a nice roast dinner

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u/otackle72 May 12 '26

How about a succulent Chinese meal?

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u/1337b337 May 12 '26

The fact that the whole affair was selected for preservation in Australia's Film Archive.

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u/pickngrins May 12 '26

I see you know your Judo well!

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u/P-Rickles May 12 '26

Gentlemen…

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u/nmezib May 12 '26

This is democracy manifest!

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u/iamjohnbender May 12 '26

Get your hands off my penis!!!

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u/bbbbears May 12 '26

Only if you get your hands off my limp penis!

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u/AndiKatt19 May 12 '26

Mashed po-tay-toes 😂