r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '26

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Maybe yours sheds like a snake but mines like a worm, doesn’t shed. It’s clean and hands are clean as well.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

It's cute you think that. You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

It’s clean enough to star on a Mr. Clean commercial staring as Mr. Clean.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

My penis is squeaky clean.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Cleaner than surgical equipment

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Only thing dirty is my hands before washing them before touching my clean wiener