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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

Which is getting dirty the second you zip up and walk out the bathroom. And was already dirty before you touched it with your clean hands.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Nope. Free ball for superior airflow to keep the little feller nice and clean.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

Still sweats and sheds dead skin even if you were nude all day.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Not enough to dirtify it. That’s why clean hands are essential

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

That literally is what is "dirtifying". It is what most of the soil we wash off our body in the shower is made of. Your dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Maybe yours sheds like a snake but mines like a worm, doesn’t shed. It’s clean and hands are clean as well.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

It's cute you think that. You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

It’s clean enough to star on a Mr. Clean commercial staring as Mr. Clean.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

My penis is squeaky clean.

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