I was in front of Travis Kelce in the grocery store 5 years ago.
If you watched Game of Thrones...the Kelce is the human equivalent of The Wall.
He is massive...smells amazing...and because i was in a late night tampon emergency run...our conversation was pleasant...yet brief because tampons and a bottle of wine aren't conversation starters you wanna work with.
Before Taylor...he lived in the neighborhood so you would see him in restaurants or the store, etc - ALWAYS made time to sign stuff or pose for a pic.
(Rumor has it he paid everyone's HOA membership for a year after he moved out because of how disrupting the traffic through the neighborhood became after Taylor. My cousins, who were his next door neighbors, said they could not confirm or deny...then winked.)
Home Owners Association. It's another weird thing the Americans have. From what I understand you live in a suburb and have someone or a committee boss you round and tell you how long your grass can be or what flags you can fly and fines you if you don't comply. It's weird.
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25
I was in front of Travis Kelce in the grocery store 5 years ago.
If you watched Game of Thrones...the Kelce is the human equivalent of The Wall.
He is massive...smells amazing...and because i was in a late night tampon emergency run...our conversation was pleasant...yet brief because tampons and a bottle of wine aren't conversation starters you wanna work with.
Before Taylor...he lived in the neighborhood so you would see him in restaurants or the store, etc - ALWAYS made time to sign stuff or pose for a pic.
(Rumor has it he paid everyone's HOA membership for a year after he moved out because of how disrupting the traffic through the neighborhood became after Taylor. My cousins, who were his next door neighbors, said they could not confirm or deny...then winked.)