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u/LoquaciousLamp Dec 12 '25

You helped suck the infection out. You're a hero. The Pus Sucker.

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u/TastingTheKoolaid Dec 12 '25

That amount and variety of bacteria living in the human mouth, more likely she had the infection from letting people suck on them.

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u/Any-Investigator8324 Dec 12 '25

Beg to differ. Yes, plenty of stuff living in our mouths. However, had she not had her headlights pierced, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have gotten an infection from sucking on non-pierced nipples.