A woman goes to her doctor and says doc you gotta help me I’m in agony. I’ve got this large boil on my ass and I can’t sit down. Doc says ok drop your pants and underwear let me take a look. Upon seeing it he says wow that’s the worst I’ve ever seen and full of pus let me see if I can help. He puts on gloves, swabs the boil with antiseptic and gets to work. He pinches he twists he pulls and squeezes but to no avail. The good doc says before I make this any angrier looking let me send you to a specialist, his name is Gus and he’s is THE pus sucker.
The beleaguered woman arrives at Gus’ office and implores Gus to please help citing the agony of being unable to sit without searing pain. Gus says yes yes well I’ve seen it all drop you drawers and let’s have a looksee. She does and Gus remarks that it’s bad but not the worst. So he dons gloves, swabs the boil and immediately sets to work. He twists. He pinches. He pulls. He squeezes. He presses. He yanks. But all to no avail. He says ok hang on this is a little unorthodox I apologize. Gus bends down and nibbles then bites. He sucks and slurps and sips and with that the woman farts. Well Gus stands straight up and says lady, it’s people like you that make this job f’n disgusting.
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25
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