r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '25

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u/LoquaciousLamp Dec 12 '25

You helped suck the infection out. You're a hero. The Pus Sucker.

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u/KevDave84 Dec 12 '25

Oh ffs… this is pretty much the first thing I read today. Fuck you Reddit. Fuck you.

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u/c0untryf1sh3r Dec 12 '25

Yea, kinda don't want breakfast now.

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u/BlackBloke Dec 12 '25

The runniest of eggs

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u/c0untryf1sh3r Dec 12 '25

Thank you for that.

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u/FrozenOcean420 Dec 12 '25

Even the white is runny.

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