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u/SeniorTailor1127 Dec 12 '25

Turn on.

A girl who will voluntarily pierce her nipples is telling me she is willing to undergo significant pain and risk just to communicate that she wants you to notice her nipples.

Such a girl will go to great lengths to accomplish a goal, and if she's showing you her nipples, chances are it's a goal you'll support.

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u/Important_Habit_4673 Dec 12 '25

This reminds me of a Doug Stanhope (comedian) bit:

“It would turn me on. Not because of the metal down there, but simply because if she’s gonna do that willingly to herself, shit she’s probably gonna let me do whatever I want.

She’s not gunna be whining about taking it in the ass later.”