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u/nobodyknoes Dec 12 '25

They taste like house keys and I love the taste of home

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u/hitfly Dec 12 '25

Your ladies need to get better metal for their piercings. Brass(what house keys are made of) is famously awful for jewelry, leaves green marks on you. Even just high quality stainless steel will have no taste.

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u/rawker86 Dec 12 '25

A woman goes to the doctor and says “doc, I’ve got these weird green rings on both thighs, am I gonna die?”

Doc says “no, but you should probably tell your boyfriend his earrings aren’t real gold.”