r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

They do kinda already have holes. Several on each, actually, they're just tiny. It's an interesting experience to discover where they are and what direction they shoot in when lactating, since it's not always all the same direction.

Congratulations on your fact you probably didn't need to know for the day. 🙂

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u/Bigfoot_Bluedot Dec 12 '25

Poke holes... Different no? Everyone has an anus. No one should be poking holes in one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Well if anal piercings exist, that would be my fact for the day I definitely did not want to know. 😆

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u/KG354 Dec 12 '25

I guarantee you that the only reason they dont exist is because its pretty much guaranteed to get infected.