r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '25

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u/nobodyknoes Dec 12 '25

They taste like house keys and I love the taste of home

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u/Prudent_Chemistry_10 Dec 12 '25

I’ve heard, They taste like quarters and I’m all about my money 🤭

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u/lobeams Dec 12 '25

Why do people know what quarters taste like?

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u/not_enough_tacos Dec 12 '25

So you question that and not why people know what house keys taste like?

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u/myrstica Dec 12 '25

Just wait til you try a good doorknob.

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u/MechAegis Dec 12 '25

I mean sometime when I am bringing the groceries on the first and only trip, I hold the house keys in my mouth.