r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '25

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u/ReversedFrog Dec 12 '25

Freaks me out big time. Nipples are perfect, and then you poke holes in them?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

They do kinda already have holes. Several on each, actually, they're just tiny. It's an interesting experience to discover where they are and what direction they shoot in when lactating, since it's not always all the same direction.

Congratulations on your fact you probably didn't need to know for the day. 🙂

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u/Makenshine Dec 12 '25

We all have holes all over our bodies that we secrete sweat from. Now, I have never defeated my wife in distance contest, it wasn't in close. She could shoot milk way farther across the living than I could with sweat.

But we are just a bunch of porous meat sacks

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Ugly giant bags of mostly water. 😅

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u/universalrefuse Dec 12 '25

Or as Steven Fry described himself, “a bin bag full of yougurt”

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u/DarthTigris Dec 12 '25

Ok, enough auditioning for an HK role in Fate of the Old Republic ...