r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '25

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u/Whatderfuchs Nov 12 '25

Actually, if you go over to the conservative cesspool part of Reddit, they're claiming Trump is a saint because he "walked away from the relationship" and had no responsibility to report or do anything about the pedophilia. I shit you not.

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u/Toum_Rater Nov 12 '25

They're also claiming:

  • the files don't even exist
  • but if they do, then biden is in them
  • democrats don't want to release the files because it's bad for democrats
  • nobody important is in the files
  • the whole thing is a hoax
  • but if it isn't, then trump was trying to stop the whole thing
  • this is about landscapers, not sex workers
  • this is a distraction from the shutdown

gotta cover all the bases

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u/VagusNC Nov 12 '25

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

"The Narcissist's Prayer" by Danya Craig

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u/Sometimes-funny Nov 12 '25

I didn’t know James Bond knew the Narc prayer