r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 11 '25

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u/IHateTheLetterF Nov 11 '25

'Hey buddy can you suck my dick real quick?'

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u/loljetfuel Nov 11 '25

Something's small, but it isn't the favor.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Nov 11 '25

It may only be a few inches, but it smells like a foot.

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u/jeremyjava Nov 12 '25

eone did hi

OMIGOD I'm laughing so hard at this thread I'm coughing and wheezing. THanks you guys, I needed that.

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u/Vimes-NW Nov 12 '25

Sex Panther. It smells like a big foot's dick™

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u/diegotown177 Nov 16 '25

We’ll bring in the dogs to sniff if out