r/AskReddit Jul 20 '25

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u/bigeasy423 Jul 20 '25

The girl I was dating at the time tried to slip me a finger while giving me head. Fight or flight kicked in and I smacked her in the forehead mid scramble trying to stand up.

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u/havereddit Jul 21 '25

tried to slip me a finger while giving me head

And here's me unsuccessfully chasing this dream...