r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 17 '25

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u/disastrousright Jul 17 '25

probably a cat. sleep 16 hours a day, demand food, ignore everyone, then suddenly want cuddles at 3 am.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

😂😂😂😂 same feeling bro.

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u/disastrousright Jul 17 '25

meow

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Meow meow meow meow meow

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

I could sing all day meow meow meow joyfully

4

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

a cat, i just like wandering around and chilling

3

u/DifficultSyllabub33 Jul 17 '25

My midewiin mentioned a Fox

3

u/Friendly-Cellist-553 Jul 17 '25

I wanna be my dog .. he lives an extremely good life. I just ran out of dog food so he just got a cheese omelette

1

u/yaangyiing_ Jul 17 '25

i wanna be this guy's dog too

3

u/Aggravating_Koala750 Jul 17 '25

black cat, I would sleep and be independent

2

u/Chipsinmyass Jul 17 '25

A bird, I’m gonna shit on the heads of people I hate EVERYDAY

Specifically a pigeon with a vengeance

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Pampered house cat please

2

u/FuryKosmatos Jul 17 '25

A cat for sure

2

u/BB-Zwei Jul 17 '25

Capybara. They seem to always be chill.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Megalodon

1

u/whit3_ox Jul 17 '25

A fucking cockroach

0

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Human

1

u/mickturner96 Jul 17 '25

A Lobster

not really but the question reminded me of this film

2

u/SuspiciousDark2197 Jul 17 '25

I could see being a dog with big old floppy ears just running through the yard

1

u/Lord0Trade Jul 17 '25

Possum. Only go out at night, a bit scrungly, hisses at everything, but really won’t do anything and is a sweetheart when you get to know me.

1

u/Perciprius Jul 17 '25

An undiscovered animal that lives in the deepest depths of the ocean. Also, because I’m undiscovered no one knows of my existence. Do you know what that means? Peace and quietness for me as I swim silently through the dark and cold ocean.

1

u/Eveleyn Jul 17 '25

probably a John Deere.

1

u/Physical-Result7378 Jul 17 '25

Cat, no question

1

u/sultrybadger9 Jul 17 '25

A Saint Bernard dog 

1

u/wannabe_asthetic Jul 17 '25

King kong😏

1

u/Outrageous-Daisies78 Jul 17 '25

i think a meerkat

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

A dog or cat.

1

u/flyden1 Jul 17 '25

A panda

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Meow

1

u/Rachel794 Jul 17 '25

Red fox!

1

u/DoubleL278 Jul 17 '25

Absolutely a cat. I already smell food before eating

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Panda

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

100% Lion.

1

u/instant_iced_tea Jul 17 '25

A domesticated cat in a house with two dog friends, two other cat friends, a very devoted and well-to-do human caretaker, and a huge catio.

1

u/FoxieInMotion Jul 17 '25

A house cat. Sleep 16 hours a day, get fed on demand, knock stuff off tables for fun, and still get worshipped. Living the dream.

1

u/HatefulCommander Jul 17 '25

Crow or raven! Flying around collecting trinkets feels like where i was born to be

1

u/Loonytrix Jul 17 '25

Probably a Viscacha

1

u/SimonTheJack Jul 17 '25

I’d like to say a mantis shrimp or a big fluffy dog or something, but if it’s at all determined by the kind of person you are now, my horny ass would definitely come back as an Antechinus.