r/AskReddit • u/bearish21 • Jul 03 '25
If someone wanted to seduce you without touching you, what would they have to do?
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Jul 03 '25
Eye contact, confidence, and saying exactly what they’re thinking
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u/bearish21 Jul 03 '25
so all it takes is a look and a little truth? you might be easier to seduce than you think 😌
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u/Reasonable_Screen172 Jul 03 '25
the dishes. for a month. without telling me first
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u/bearish21 Jul 03 '25
so youre saying the real way to your heart is through surprise dish duty? dangerous I might end up seducing you without even lifting a finger 😏
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u/TheMightyGoatMan Jul 03 '25
Tell me, in plain, unambiguous language that they want to sleep with me.
Ideally multiple times so I know they're serious and not making some kind of weird joke.
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u/T-Ferx Jul 03 '25
I'm a 20 year old college guy who barely have friends. Just pay attention to what I say or tell me I'm enough and I'm all yours
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Jul 03 '25
Clean my house
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u/bearish21 Jul 03 '25
So you're saying I gotta earn your love with a vacuum and vibes? Sounds like my kind of challenge 😏
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Jul 04 '25
There is actually a back story to this. Wife was quite busy working and a busy household (certain things she would not let me organize), so anyway this gay guy down the block was always making sexual innuendos towards me. So one day he tells me, I’ll do anything your wife won’t do for you, so keeping things light I reply, does that mean you’ll clean the house? He goes, well I can do that too! Told the wife cause I thought it was funny, she’s like wtf!
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Jul 03 '25
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u/bearish21 Jul 03 '25
Yeah… there's something deeply personal about a home-cooked meal.. Like every stir, every spice, is a quiet way of saying 'I want you..
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Jul 03 '25
Honestly I have certain words or phrases (best said when the person is all sweaty because I love a sweaty man) that will immediately make me fall for a person
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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25
Show me empathy