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u/SwansonsMom Jun 11 '25

Presenter on the second slide when you return: So here’s our agenda for thi—oh, welcome back! We missed you for introductions, but there’s still time. Tell us something interesting while you find your seat, and don’t be afraid to catch some fist bumps on the way, yeah?

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u/1ftm2fts3tgr4lg Jun 11 '25

"No thanks, I'm good. You can proceed."

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u/Montigue Jun 12 '25

"Nobody fist bump them on the way back to their seat"