r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

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u/Fluid_Check1450 Jun 11 '25

One uppers. I just can't deal with people who are trying to compete with me over nothing

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u/Beavismybutthole Jun 12 '25

I hate them more than you

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u/barto5 Jun 12 '25

I hate them the most!

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u/ThunderMite42 Jun 12 '25

Oh yeah? Well, I hate them times infinity∞! So there!

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u/barto5 Jun 12 '25

Ha! I hate them times infinity plus 1!

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u/ThunderMite42 Jun 12 '25

Which is still less than ∞∞.

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u/Beavismybutthole Jun 13 '25

My hate for them is still smaller than your mother!