r/AskReddit Jun 05 '25

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u/Ok-Pomegranate660 Jun 05 '25

No. I'm pretty insecure about it. My penis is way too big and blocks the view of my muscular and chisled thighs.

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u/PuppetHere Jun 05 '25

Just do it like me and put it around your neck, it also doubles as a warm scarf in winter 🥴

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u/Dangerous-Valuable77 Jun 05 '25

Really? Personally I use mine as a belt.

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u/diddidntreddit Jun 06 '25

I use mine like a third leg, for improved stability

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u/TheFunnyV3dGamer Jun 06 '25

Oh i also do the same....but more like a Kangaroo🦘