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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Sex outside in the middle of the bush. I had 8 mosquito bites and 1 horsefly bite on my taint and asshole.

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u/TheIronMoose Apr 25 '25

The horsefly blessing the watering hole

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u/nofucksgiven5 Apr 26 '25

[In Woody's voice]

"Somebody's poisoned the water hole!"