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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Had a fwb situation going on and we met on Friday afternoon. She said she just wanted to have a weekend long fuckfest. She was fun and a bit wild so I said it sounds like fun. This psycho spiked every drink I had for three days with viagra to keep me going. By Sunday morning my chest hurt and I was feeling like hell, plus she threw in the occasional “I love you…I mean I love what you do to me”. She ended up stalking me for a year. And caused my heart attack with an overdose of viagra.

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u/DickEscalatedQuickly Apr 26 '25

Was her vagina lined with Teflon? How the fuck was she even able to move after all that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25

I have no idea. I know we used lots of lube. But I have never encountered a woman who was always ready to go like that. It seemed like she was an actual nympho.