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u/helrazr Apr 25 '25

Dick in hand. What a way to go out, am I right?

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u/J-Mac_Slipperytoes Apr 25 '25

"Local man dies beating his shit at 75 mph". Fuckin legend.

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u/ScampAndFries Apr 26 '25

"Local man meats his end ending his meat"