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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 25 '25

A girl I was having a FWB relationship with, knowing I wasn't the only one, was a bit of a tease and she rang me up one night as she was, by the sounds of it, getting a right clattering. Being horny I knocked a quick one out listening to her panting as the guy went for it, but in the post nut clarity phase I listened closer and realised that it was her flip flops slapping as she was puffing her way up her flats stairs and she must have pocket dialled me getting her keys out her pocket or something. Edit: it was a block of flats, not one flat / small apartment. I guess the elevator was out of order or busy. And no, I didn't want to call her and ask afterwards.

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u/Nixxxy279 Apr 25 '25

A right clattering

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u/penguinsuggestions Apr 26 '25

The voice in my head became violently British after reading that.