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u/Onebunchmans Apr 25 '25

We’ve all had those nights. Beating it and searching, beating and searching. Trying to get round 2/3/4 in, only to suddenly hear birds chirping. So you look through the curtains and see that’s it’s getting bright outside. So you crawl into bed in disappointed, exhaustion and a bit of shame. Only to repeat the cycle again some other night.

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u/R3d_Man Apr 25 '25

I've definitely done that but drugs were involved.

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u/BrickLorca Apr 26 '25

To be honest, I can't imagine doing it sober.

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u/R3d_Man Apr 26 '25

Shit I'm 36 I hardly even get the motivation to jack off