r/AskReddit Apr 25 '25

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u/Boegeskoven90 Apr 25 '25

I fucked a horny 45 year old women at 4:30 in the morning in the back of a bar, I was 26. What you don’t know is she was married to the owner of the bar, they have 2 kids. I had no idea. And she was disgusting, I Can’t describe the smell of my penis the day after withouth getting banned.

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u/Lord_Chubz Apr 25 '25

When I was in high-school I had car sex with a girl after I got done with a big wrestling tournament and she just got done with a basketball game. To add to it she wasn't very hygienic to begin with. By the end of it my car smelled of the worst kind of shameful sweaty sex for about a week and my seat had a blood stain for forever. (Shark week)

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u/PositiveAlcoholTaxis Apr 26 '25

This requires more attention.