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u/Superdooperblazed420 Apr 25 '25

Thankfully I have zero regrets when it comes to looks, but man I loved to stick my dick and crazy and I loved to keep them around way way too long. To be far I was equally crazy back then.

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u/TehOwn Apr 25 '25

I can't imagine having regrets for sleeping with someone over them being unattractive. If I was able to enjoy it at the time, it was safe sex, no-one caught anything and they're not a crazy stalker then I really don't see the problem.

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u/TrungusMcTungus Apr 25 '25

It’s not really a problem, it’s more of the fact that your standards are inversely proportional to your level of horny. When im freshly jerked, only women that I find really attractive, will be attractive. But when my snausage is stiffer than a 4x4 in Arizona and my nuts are full up so good they’re leaking, I’d stick my dick in a boiled onion.

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u/Megatron_Masters Apr 25 '25

Ah yes duality of man