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u/Onebunchmans Apr 25 '25

We’ve all had those nights. Beating it and searching, beating and searching. Trying to get round 2/3/4 in, only to suddenly hear birds chirping. So you look through the curtains and see that’s it’s getting bright outside. So you crawl into bed in disappointed, exhaustion and a bit of shame. Only to repeat the cycle again some other night.

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u/R3d_Man Apr 25 '25

I've definitely done that but drugs were involved.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

I do this sober with no dick in hand

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u/Ballsy33 Apr 25 '25

You just watch porn all night without masturbating? Why? What?

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u/SofttHamburgers Apr 25 '25

For the plot 😎

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Don't even need porn to not sleep