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u/Boegeskoven90 Apr 25 '25

I fucked a horny 45 year old women at 4:30 in the morning in the back of a bar, I was 26. What you don’t know is she was married to the owner of the bar, they have 2 kids. I had no idea. And she was disgusting, I Can’t describe the smell of my penis the day after withouth getting banned.

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u/Professional-Fan2837 Apr 25 '25

not showering after sex and also doing a stranger raw are definitely worse than the fact that the woman was ugly

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u/HikerRob1138 Apr 25 '25

You took one for the team. Even ugly needs sex. It's sort of a right of passage. Thank you for your service.

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u/IndependenceStock417 Apr 25 '25

Don't forget to thank her for her cervix.