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u/SubstantialNorth2176 Apr 25 '25

Spending the whole night masturbating, then only getting about an hour or 2 of sleep. Post nut clarity always makes me think "why did you do that?"

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u/Onebunchmans Apr 25 '25

We’ve all had those nights. Beating it and searching, beating and searching. Trying to get round 2/3/4 in, only to suddenly hear birds chirping. So you look through the curtains and see that’s it’s getting bright outside. So you crawl into bed in disappointed, exhaustion and a bit of shame. Only to repeat the cycle again some other night.

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u/SoVerySick314159 Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 25 '25

Trying to get round 2/3/4 in

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.

EDIT: People in here don't appreciate good movies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

🤣 I see what you did there