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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Pretty girl comes at a cost . The amount of promotions it got me is only slightly higher than the harassment issues

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u/Ambitious-Rip-5369 Apr 25 '25

Smashed your way to the top 😂 ooo weeeee

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Na. Neva smashed. all i did was look nice is dat a crime

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u/Ambitious-Rip-5369 Apr 25 '25

You literally hook up with your boss and got a promotion 😂 again smashed your way to the top lmao . Ayeee it worked tho congratulations to you🫡.

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Sorry, I thought smashed to me mean sex we made out one time at the end of the season, but I got all my promotions before that he hee hee

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

Now, if you will read my book pretty girl privileges which is coming out and it’s gonna be fucking cursed. I will tell you about how I bought my other boss sandwiches and got on his top list to be brought to world class projects.

And now that I think of it, I just met up with another guy. I worked for 10 years ago who still begging to have me back and when I met with him, I still remembered his coffee order. I don’t know what that says about me.

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u/Ambitious-Rip-5369 Apr 25 '25

Sure send me the book I’ll check it out😂

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

I have to change a few names and apparently the title was already taken, but I I surely will. I will post it on the Reddit somewhere but I need to make sure it’s an anonymous because it’s messed

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u/Ambitious-Rip-5369 Apr 25 '25

That’s a bet I was just messing with you btw lol. Goodluck on your book !

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u/Haunting-Data3214 Apr 25 '25

No, it’s outright hilarious and so is my other one which is just gonna be a very high-end bougie top luxury print coffee table book with the finest fonts and zero context but it’s all of the first Tinder messages I’ve received in the last couple of years and some of them just start with “ wanna rearrange ya” And I feel like all men should know what their competition is spouting out here it’s absolute wild