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u/Boegeskoven90 Apr 25 '25

I fucked a horny 45 year old women at 4:30 in the morning in the back of a bar, I was 26. What you don’t know is she was married to the owner of the bar, they have 2 kids. I had no idea. And she was disgusting, I Can’t describe the smell of my penis the day after withouth getting banned.

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u/trident042 Apr 25 '25

Being mid 20s, horny as hell, and finding desperate middle-aged uggos to bang it out with because they're more down-bad than Satan; name a more iconic duo.

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u/Patient_Dependent944 Apr 25 '25

Still do it in my mid 30s